holdstillslick:

turkey-imported-from-maine:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

i must earn my cool-girl points

Words like “cool” and “prank” have lost all meaning.

w-for-wumbo:

itsokaytobeodd:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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BABY

i feel really badly but I just cannot stop laughing

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

bluekomadori:

It would be really awesome if Greninja’s surf took shape of other pokemon

okmoonkid:

+49° 9’ 6.2748”,+20° 4’ 50.3004”
popradské pleso, slovakia

wiredwhimsicalities:

me avoiding my responsibilities 

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antopops:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

the-laughing-cactus:

taylor switf - I knew you were trouble (cover by horse)

you wont believe your ears

FUCKING DAMMIT

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